- 14 hours ago
- 16 hours ago
Do you hear that
That’s the sound of 902348290384023 teacher/student porn fic prompts being inspired by the latest promo stills
can you hear it?
listen closely, and you’ll hear it: the sound of laptops opening, microsoft word being fired up, and the click-clack sound of the million fingers of a hundred thousand fangirls tapping on keyboards, all typing the cryptic words:
"whoffaldi high school au, please r&r i suck at summaries!!!"Source: socrappyicoulddie
- 20 hours ago
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
(via zabbers)Source: yinqors
- 1 day ago
- 1 day ago
"Isn’t the Doctor married with kids?? So he’s straight"
I’m sorry I just
"Straight" and "Doctor" in the same idea actually made me bust up laughing
p sure that distinctions such as “straight” and “gay” don’t really mean anything to the doctor
- 1 day ago
as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate
the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada
#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets
Because who else would create birds with TEETH ON THEIR TONGUES